If Andie has
'a lust issue' does she a) fancy you, or b) own a copy of Playgirl?
How to speak like
a Creeker.
You're
telling your friend to get a life.
What Jen said:"You're
going to wake up one morning and realise the reason you're not growing
is because you never allowed for that process. we go from old age to infancy.
think about that."
What Matt would've
said: "Look, man- why don't you get off
your arse and do something? There's more to life than parents and schoolwork."
You're
thanking someone for hanging out with you.
What Jen said:"You
did a really good job of pretending you didn't want to be with someone
else. Keep fighting for those lost causes, you never know when your life
could change."
What Tori would've
said: "Yeah, um, thanks for that..."
You're
describing your first kiss.
What Dawson said:
"The
sweetest, most romantic fourth of july fireworks, waves crashing on the
shore, beyond any movie I could imagine..."
What Matt would've
said: " I was dead nervous, but she let
me put my tongue in."
You're
telling someone you are after them.
What Andie said:
"I
have a major lust issue where you're involved."
What Tori would've
said: "I reckon you're really hot- want
to go to the movies or something?"
You're
dumping your boyf/gf.
What Joey said:"You
make me happy, but I have to make myself happy first, and that's probably
the one thing in the world you can't do.
What Matt would've
said: "Look, I don't want to go out with
you anymore... but can we still be mates?"
You're
giving a younger person relationship advice.
What Dawson said:
"Kissing
doesn't end with a fade out. There are repercussions. Hearts get broken,
friendships get ruined.Your whole life can fall apart from one kiss."
What Matt would've
said: "Relationships aren't worth the
hassle, mate."
You're
telling your boyfriend that you're not ready for sex.
What Andie said:
"I'm
not opposed to us becoming more intimate, but I just want you to know that
everything has it's time and place."
What Tori would've
said: "Er, I don't really want to do
it, okay?"
You're
having it out with the local bitch.
What Jen said:"I
don't know who has the misfortune of being responsible for your existence,
but you are a lying, manipulative, cruel person, and the fact that you
are only sixteen makes me feel even more sorry for you than any of the
people in this room whose lives you are intent on destroying."
What Tori would've
said: "God, you are such a bitch."
Your
boyf/gf is involved with someone else.
What Dawson said:
"Complete,
excruciating agony. It's like your heart has been ripped out and stomped
on... It's the most intense pain you will ever feel... It's an unyielding,
merciless torture and it's with you for the rest of your life."
What Matt would've
said: "I didn't really like her anyway.
Want to get pissed?"
Your
dad thinks you're a loser.
What Pacey said:
"The
man thinks my IQ matches his age."
What Tori would've
said: "How can he call me a loser-
all he does is lie on the couch and watch cricket."
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